Wednesday, February 01, 2012

This blog is no longer what it used to be, nor what it might seem to be. You've stumbled across my old ramblings and random research collections. Are you looking for DOCTOR SUPERHELGAS TOY IMPERIUM?
Please, let this link take you there.

(one day ill tidy up this www. mess, I promise...

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Its oh so quiet...

Original for sale for almost hardly nothing here

I havnt been making mix tapes in ages and ages. Oh well. Thats not entirely true. Ive been constantly making mix tapes, but I haven't posted in ages and ages. Ill try to put some more out.
I'm doing something else though. I have opened an Etsy page, and I am already a millionaire... Its amazing!!
Oh well. that's bullshit. 3 sales in 3 months or so. Whohey!! I made about 100 bucks this summer. Thank dog my boyfriend is extreeemly tolerant.. (THANK YOU JONATHAN!!)
Anyway, so my Etsy page is here (If anybody should stumble by my dusty old Blogger page)

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Sorry. Have been so busy lately. I hopefully will be back when the poodle dies

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Ach. That nasty doctor, shes been lazy lately. But then again, all you patients seem to be doing so fine and dandy. Or maybe youve all just OD´d on valium (where did you get that, bastards. That was mine!). I think this must be so, cause the screaming, banging and scratching on the wall in the waiting room stopped several weeks ago.
I take that as a sign youre all relaxed and recovering.
The smell is terrible though, maybe I should go and check one day. If only I could find the key..
Now, where did I leave the key? Under my martini?

I´ve also been doing a little horsevhispering, pawiacure and carnivor chrystal healing in America lately, and am seriously concidering to open up a kennel and veterenaric geriatric spa in Florida. Please let me introduce you to some of my old american favorite custumers, most of them companied by their pale fiddelin cowboy & yodeling cowbiddy owners.
All originally gathered together, washed and broomed in November to celebrate my own favorite carnivore´s birthday.

In lack of a better name, this collection is named
Dr. DooHelgas favorite old american clients

okey, lets let Roy Rogers & Trigger dance a little to that

Part One:
- The Chicken Yodel 1:43 aKerry Christensen
- Checker Board Time Intro (Ralston Purina Farm Products)/Old Dan Tucker/The First Whipporwill Song 3:46 DeZurik Sisters
- That Cat Is Hig 2:56 The Ink Spot
- My Poncho Pony 2:49 Patsy Montana Dr DooHelga
- Cowboy Night Herd Song 3:03 Roy Rogers
- Chinese Mule Train 3:11 Spike Jones
- Yodeling Mule 2:45 Three Tobacco Tags
- Go Along Mule 3:04 Uncle Dave Macon
- Black Rider 2:47 Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
- Little Birdie 2:36 Coon Creek Girls

The Coon Creek Girls "Cacklin' Hen"

Part Two:
-Cuckoo Call 2:48 Peter Barry
-Six White Horses 3:03 Bill Monroe
-The Great Speckled Bird 2:13 Charlie Monroe's Boys
-Cry Of The Wild Goose 2:54 Frankie Laine
-Tennessee Hound Dog Yodel 2:09 Marvin Rainwater
-Bill Monroe / New Mule Skinner Blues 2:30 Bill Monroe
-Big Beaver 2:38 Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
-Little White Duck 2:41 Danny Kaye
-Little Beaver 2:38 Homer Clemons & His Texas Swingbillies
-Big-Eyed Rabbit 2:50 Samantha Bumgarner And Eva Davis
-Carve That Possum 2:56 Uncle Dave Macon
-Box Car Willie - Mule train 3:35 Box Car Willy
-Mule Train 2:31 Frankie Laine
-What's New Pussycat 2:07 Tom Jones & Engelbert Humperdi
-Tom Cat Blues 2:54 Cliff Carlisle
-Can't Buy Me Love 2:07 The Woofers and Tweeters Ensemble

All tracks, walking freely and happily in random order, to download
here(p1) and here(p2)

Saturday, December 09, 2006


I got the question today.
If there was one song, one single song you would want everybody to hear. A song that could change the world. Witch one would that be? It was so easy..
If you dont already know Sidsel Endresen, you have a whole world of bliss awayting you...
And if you need one good argument to dare yourself out in the frenetic desperate, utterly scaring jungle of christmasshopping zombies. Fix your eyes on the nearest recordstore, and aim for Duplex ride.
Or just visit Jazzland. Its such a good place.

Thursday, November 16, 2006


Not from Israel, but one of my favarite pasttime Sweedes.
A former sportman who moved on to radio, and from radio to country, often reffered to as swedens Johnny Cash or Merle Haggard.
I have uploaded five tracks to rapidshare.
Most of Cackas hits were covers of wellknown american sentimental countrysongs sung (in Norway also referred to as "prunes") in his own language, but here youll also find "Home on The Ranch" sung in dark beatiful Sweenglish (love the way he´s pronouncing ranch, exept from that his English is actually not so bad, probably better than mine).

1.Gamla Svarten
2.Tom Dooley
3.En Sliten Grimma
4.Home On The Ranch

They are here..

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


......I have gathered some of my favorite old scandinavian music (1940-1970) on this compile, originally for Ian & Uri, but it seems like they also ended up here since it is the 15th today, and I could feel on my artrisis that the world is in a desperate urgent need of getting to know more of what is laying on the bottom of the scandinavian sonic coffin.
Most of the tracks are Norwegian or Swedish this time, some are covers. All the Norwegian ones are music I was raving mad about in my childhood. (the prior old sentimental toothless senile biddy or drunken heartbroken sailor never got totally erased out of my soul when being reborn)
I did however realize when looking through my music that I hardly have any Danish oldies. I should do something about that.

well, here goes
1. Daiga-daiga-duu A-L Ingemansson (S/Fin)
Sweedens finest! A devine voice, as sung from heaven above, often performed with her dog.
From UBU web, 365 days project, (where you can find her Oxdragorsang): "Sweden's finest, and a pioneer of do-it-yourself record-making. Anna-Lisa ran a pedicure-salon in Stockholm, and in her spare time she hired musicians and studios to make records (on which she was often joined by her poodle on the covers) released on her own ALI-label. Anna-Lisa refused to be tied up to the conventional rules of snobby things like rhythm, tempo and staying in tune, and on her records you can hear how the musicians grow more and more desperate trying to follow Anna-Lisa's crusades into new and unexplored musical fields. Her repertoire was based on covers."
2. Mördande Tango 3:40 Ambros Seelos Orchestra (S)
3. Lili Marlén 2:12 Anna-Lisa Ingemansson (S/Fin)
4. joik 1:43 Ante (N)
From the Norwegian Childrens Drama, "Ante" witch was made in 1974, and showd over and over again at Norvegian Riks Kringkasting during the 70ties and 80ties. A political project to empower the sami people and culture. Sing this song to any norwegian 30 something (not me), and they are in your spell copletely, even though they have no memberence of the story.

Lyrics Antesangen:"Man-ne gal' gá æd-ni gán' da læt nu biv-nut-jå. Hå-lá-lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá låi-låi-lá

Refr. Håi - lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá låi-lái-lá Håi - lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá-lá låi-lá låi-lái-lá
Gå dan gabb'ba bæska biddjala ja båddjelii de dat baddjeniedat birra jåradæmen - jå refr.
Gå dan l´d'degávti biddjala jå baddjelii de
dat dálo-nieidat birra jåradæmen - jå refr.
Gå dan alit dræssa biddjala jå baddjelii de
dat riv' guniedat birra jåradæmen - jå" refr.

5. Den siste moikaner 2:49 Arne Bendiksen (N)
6. Zambesi 3:14 Cacka Israelsson (S)
7. I en sal på hospitalet 4:33 Frem fra glemselen (N)
8. Lys i lampen 2:59 Frem fra glemselen (N)
9. Trad. folkvisa 1:40 Gammelfarmor vid hemorgeln (S)
10. Gunnar póstur 3:07 Haukur Morthens (I)
11. Senoritataturatatei 3:02 Herberth/Kristian Haugers Orkester (N)
12. Runka mig med vita handskar på 2:20 Johnny & Lillemor (S)
("Wank me off with white gloves on" Something as exotic & hillarious as a pornografic tangomarch from Johnny Bode & Lillemor Dahlquists first album released in 1968. Bordell Mammas visor was also released in German & English. Albums for sale here)

13. Mors Kära Små Händer 2:43 Lapp-Lisa (S)
14. pølsemaker, pølsemaker 2:39 Leif Juster (N)
15. jeg vil ha en liten hund 2:07 Lille eris (N)
16. Det Som Skjer, Det Skjer 3:03 Nora Brockstedt (N)
17. Sussebass 2:46 Oslo harmoni kvartett (N)
18. Sateenkaaren Tuolla Puolen 3:19 Reijo Taipale (Fin)
19. Takaisin Pekingiin 2:36 Suomen talvisota 1939-1940 (Fin)

Serving is here.
Come on you old bastards, ghools and morfars, get on your cnockles, and wheel your rullator over to the headnurse, and get your lovely delicious serving of steved old svandinavian classics. Bon Apetit!

(I´m a total sucker for foreign language covers, pleas contact me if you have/ know of any good. And I truly recomend the 4 sessions og Foreign Language Fun by this guy)
yours truly
forever young;
Doctor S